I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago… I was younger then, and full of hope.

Word of the week: Oysgezoomt! – from longreads: A friend who teaches at another university tells me that a new Yiddish word has been invented: oysgezoomt, “over-exposed to Zoom,” as in “Ich bin azoy oysgezoomt!” …

What do you call the doctor that graduated at the bottom of his class? – A: Doctor.